Behold, the marine-lifehack.
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film noir au: princess hamlet
#1. princess hamlet #2. king/big daddy hams #3. gertrude #4. gertrude and claudius #5. princess hamlet #6. princess hamlet shooting polonius #7. ophelia #8. ophelia #9. rosencrantz and guildenstern #10. princess hamlet holding yorick #11. princess hamlet #12. princess hamlet pointing a gun at laertes #13. princess hamlet #14. gertrude #15. funeralgoers idek the few people who aren’t dead #16. fortinbras
"it’s not that I have a problem with aristocratic codependent incest siblings as a trope,” I said on twitter earlier, “I like louche expensively-dressed twins lounging around in manor houses as much as the next girl, but the fact that they’re always aristocratic is getting boring. there are so many other possibilities out there for weird obsessive sibling incest characterisation! let’s shake it up a bit! gimme your non-aristocratic codependent incest sibling plot premises, guys?”
my twitterfeed knocked it out of the park
martha: ’70s brixton punk incest siblings, WWII evacuee incest siblings, victorian pickpocket incest siblings
del: scrappy council estate codependent incest siblings, 1920s egyptologist incest siblings
flores: Appalachian redneck codependent incest twins, codependent incest twins as part of a wagon on the Oregon Trail, post-punk codependent incest twins in 1980s Manchester
sam: 1850’s textile factory codependent incest siblings, codependent incest siblings running a generations-old winery on its last legs, merchant marine codependent incest siblings
gamble: POST-APOCALYPTIC STREET CHILDREN SIBLINGS LIVING IN A BURNT-OUT CITY nesting in skyscraper shells
i like having a chin dimple bc it make me feel like a hot 50s dad
speaking of the concept of “strong women”
i get really upset when people, usually other women, assume that as a generally timid and self-conscious person that my aspiration as a constantly self-evolving young woman is to become instead strong and comfortable with myself and not give a fuck
no its not my aspiration actually
i want to keep being timid and self-conscious actually because thats what i am and i’m totally fine being this and im still a woman who deserves things even though i dont strive to be any Ultimate Ideal for Women or for human beings in general like i know strength is a great quality to have but ive lived without it for 19 years and all of my convictions and interests and dreams are built on the foundation of these traits that are traditionally seen as personality weaknesses and i dont know who i would be if i wasn’t a shy person etc etc
like i’m definitely 100% devoted to improving myself and constantly working toward molding myself into best version of myself that i feel i can be but thats my version and my version doesnt include being strong like i have never had a desire to be considered a strong woman who gives no fucks because thats just not me
and i dont have to aspire to be strong and i dont have to aspire to be stronGER or anything at all
i just hate that people assume that because i’m shy or self-conscious as a person that i’m automatically trying not to be that, to train it out of myself or to shed it as a weakness
no im just trying to live and eat three meals a day and remember to put my pants on before i answer the door just like everyone else
lady-stoneheart replied to your post: it wd b easier 4 a rich man 2 get in2 the kingdom…
holly listen to me very carefully YOU CANNOT LET A RICH MAN INTO HEAVEN. you can thread that fucking needle I BELIEVE IN YOU.
omg annie I meant 2 post this like a million days ago right after I finished it bc I finished it that night but LOOK I DID IT, I KEPT HIM OUT
every1 look @ this sock pup I made my friend, I kno it is kind of ugly-cute bc it was the 1st sock animal I’ve evr made n it was a very unplanned, haphazard project lmao but my friend loved it so yay!!!!