in order 2 spare u 12 billion pointless 1-line text posts I hav compressed them all in2 1 equally pointless package!!! language stuff n random stuff basically + under cut bc it got a lil long idk, tumblr as diary!!!!!
omg we hav a reading quiz 2day in spanish on márquez’s un día de estos n it’s like a rly srs story & then there’s this ridic little cartoon on the title page
"omg there’s so much gender essentialism and proprietary and over-the-top jealousy in historical romances SOMETIMES IT GETS REALLY TIRING. but the sex and groveling in this one is really special (◡‿◡✿)"
- I was clearing out my inbox but I didn’t want 2 lose this gem from tumblr user lady-stoneheart on courtney milan’s literal bodiceripper ~unlocked~~*~
"The Sailor cannot see the North — but knows the Needle can —"
- Emily Dickinson, in a letter to Thomas Wentworth Higginson, 7 June 1862
I’m gonna cry
He groaned, and tried to suppress the vision, but it was replaced by another—his kneeling before her, lifting her skirts—
reformed rake!!! fantasizing abt cunnilingus!!!!!! I can’t handle this it’s 2 much
"For my part, I was rooting for these female monsters every step of the way; I hoped that Odysseus would be killed. Penelope deserved better."
- it’s def going in this final paper tho
faith tho, a midsummer night’s dream is actually not a comedy but rather a horrifying portrayal of dangerous + abusive + toxic interpersonal relationships like whoa. but then again, most shakespearean comedies r or @ least have elements of it, so.
"Do I entice you? Do I speak you fair?
Or rather do I not in plainest truth
Tell you I do not nor I cannot love you?"
- Demetrius to Helena, which like, THE IRONY THO
"I swear to thee[…]
By all the vows that ever men have broke
(In number more than women ever spoke)"
- damn, hermia
"You have her father’s love, Demetrius,
Let me have Hermia’s: do you marry him."
- SCORNFUL LYSANDER BRINGING IT!!!