- Don’t ask a girl out unless you have a minimum of 15 character references attesting to her homosexuality and unless she has “gay” tattooed on her forehead. Otherwise you are preying on a straight girl.
- Don’t flirt with a girl unless she initiates it by walking up to you and saying “hello I am gay.”
- Don’t attend gym class at school because changing in the same locker room as other girls is a sure sign that you are being predatory. If you absolutely must attend gym class, either don’t change for gym and fail the class or keep your eyes closed the entire time you are in the locker room.
- Do not look at other girls, ever. This sets back feminism because by looking at girls while being attracted to them you are looking at them with the male gaze.
- Don’t compliment a girl on her looks. Don’t compliment a girl on anything at all because you could be complimenting her in a lesbian way and this is predatory.
- It’s probably best if you never leave the house.
MINING FOR GOLD | COWBOY JUNKIES
can’t you feel the rock dust in your lungs?
it’ll cut down a miner when he is still young
two years and the silicosis takes hold
and I feel like I’m dying from mining for gold
WOW THING THAT MY FRIEND SUGGESTED THAT I NVr thought of b4, listening 2 like disney songs in the languages that the setting is supposed 2 b like or w/e!!!!!!!!!!!
fb chattin w yr ma is 2 weird
I want a snake so baaaaaaaaad but 1 of the girls I’m living w can’t do snakes bc she’s a camp counselor @ a place where she like legit has 2 guard children’s lives from death by rattlesnake on a reg bay. which like, totally understandable, but still a bummer tho
I’m tryn 2 read the wiki article on I and thou relayshes w god etc but evn that is 2 hard 2 understand??? gogm like ok idk I guess I get what it’s saying but I want it 2 b simplerrrrrrr