ha ha ha keep telling those jokes about how Justin Bieber is a girl they really are hilarious!!!
today in Portuguese we were learning the words for household chores and first of all I objected to the way the book divided the chores because there was a lady example doing all the cooking- and kitchen- and laundry-related chores and then the dude example did like three things like yardwork and other such ~~manly chores
and then we got into groups and I was in a group with two dudes and I already hate one of them, J___, because he makes me really uncomfortable and he’s gross and obnoxious and when I was listing what chores I did and didn’t do and I said that I didn’t do cooking
and then like five minutes later J___ asked me (in Portuguese) ‘so Holly, you cook?’ with this kind of knowing look and I said ‘no, I don’t’ and he was like all surprised and asked ‘really??’ and I said ‘yes really. I don’t cook’ and he asked ‘why????’ and I said ‘because I’m not good at it’ and he got this condescending look on his face and said ‘well you need to learn’ and I was furious and I just said ‘NO’ and he was like ‘yeah, you do’ and I was like ‘WHY?’ (this all would have been more swearing-filled if I knew Portuguese curses) and he just looked at me sort of smugly with this little smirk and was like ‘well, because…’ and I had no interest in hearing the rest so I said ‘NO’ again and I wanted to punch him in his smug patronizing face so badly fucking god